Jokes

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

  • innovative
  • preliminary
  • proliferation
  • cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk

  • specificity
  • British constitution
  • passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk

  • thanks,but I don't want to have sex
  • nope,no more beer for me
  • please,let's not fight let's discuss this matter
  • its absurd to piss by a tree,any toilet around
  • i couldn't...........no one wants to hear me sing
  • I'll go now,I work tomorrow